What some girls at my school did. They wore red lipstick to make fun of my friend. Well, this is what I think of it. Don’t like it, hoes? Suck it. Start all the rumors you want, I don’t give a shit. 

(And yes, they’re all on tumblr.)

brooksbettssexual:

Um

Sippin sweet tea, eating cookies, my hair is boss, surfin youtube…

5TH GRADE MATH TEACHER LURKIN IN THE BACKGROUND RUINS EVERYTHING MAN

(Source: listen-to-this-story-of-a-life)

nakedrussia:

romanorgasm:

hungarysovaries:

saddeer:

three day weekend

im already off for the summer

i’ve been off since 2011

i burnt my school down

i killed my family

(via razzlinganddazzling)

kaijne-tetrax:

Oh god.

wsoccorsi:

Quite possibly the funniest thing ever. Follow me for more.

Like seriously follow. I am 3 of 300.

(via onlylolgifs)

(Source: a-l-i-e)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Warriors.

“Greytail looked over at her kits. “Really? Because it kind of turns me on. I think it’s hot that we sleep together while my kits rub their cocks on each other. It’s cute.”

SWEET GOD JESUS CHRIST

I grew up reading these books I can’t even

So the night before Dylan decided to change the time and all three of us (Sierra, Haley, and me) were just like

So Sierra showed us balls and she and Dylan were just sending text after text of arguing and me and Haley were just like

So the next day we get to his house me and Haley are just like 

‘Sup Dylan let’s eat some burgers and chips and shit’ 

AND HE JUST SHOOTS US DOWN LIKE

‘Sorry I’m a derp and I have to go pick up three guys lolsorry even though I told you the party would start at one Go wait at Bryce’s house.’

So we just head on to Bryce’s house (who didn’t even know we were coming) like

Then finally after ONE AND A HALF HOURS Dylan gets back so we go back to his house and try to be civil towards Dani and Cheyenne and Cherish but we end up feeling horrible since Sierra isn’t there yet so we’re just

 

Then Sierra arrives and we’re like 

Then we head off into the woods where Dylan states we are going to a pond we can’t swim in and we’re just like

But we continue on. So here we are, stumblin through the woods like

And then Dylan decides to just leave the three of us in the woods taking his seven people with him like

Then finally we toil our way back to his house through the woods and reach his yard, bleeding all over the grass from our various cuts and wounds

We call Haley’s mom to pick us up because we’re just so pissed that he would LEAVE US IN THE WOODS

So then we’re getting in the car and Dylan’s like

‘lolHey guys leaving so soon ohhey y u takin the mountain dew Mallory?’

I’m like

DID YOU JUST FUCKING SPEAK.

But then I compose myself

Then we get in the car and drive away.

I hate everything.

dat-kiwi:

consultingtimelady:

lostwithoutmydoctor:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

KITTEH

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST EFFING THING EVER FOREVER REBLOG

oh my god it is ****ing adorable 

and then there’s my cat

‘ATTENTION. ME. NOW. OR I EATS YOUR ARM’

One of my mum’s cats headbutts everything.

(Source: toptumbles, via smafpro)